Ha ha!
I FINALLY got http://www.shadeball.org to redirect to http://shadeball.org. And you know how I finally ended up doing, after days of strife and anger and stupidity?
sudo ln -s /etc/wordpress/config-shadeball.org.php /etc/wordpress/config-www.shadeball.org.php
Thats all. 10 seconds, and it was fixed. UGH